Three Guys Golf Editor Resigns
Dear Three Guys Golf Readers
I would like to thank everyone for their support but after two years writing for Three Guys Golf, I have decided it is time for me to resign. Despite the fact that I have enjoyed my time working on the site, meeting lots of people and sharing ideas, I have realized that I must forsake golf and everything it encompasses.
It all came to a head yesterday when, like always, I strolled to the first tee with visions of grandeur. Unfortunately visions of 75, quickly turned into the nightmare I now call golf. Snap hooks, and putts that never had a chance left me with a card tattered with sixes, sevens and “others”. It was time for me to face reality. The fact is I am a horrible golfer.
The situation came to a head on #17 where the green is protected by water. In a rash decision, I threw down the gauntlet to the golf gods: “If this goes in the water, I am done. Done with golf and everything that goes with it”.
No surprises, chunky monkey into the heart of the lake. It is therefore with mixed emotions that I am quitting the game and everything named golf. No Masters, no Sunday tee times, no more free swag, no blog, no nothing.
I leave this blog to Matt and Wade who will surely screw it up. So good luck fellas. I am out!
Sincerely, Adam
Hey you…mommas boy! That’s right I’m talking to you. Suck it up. Golf can be difficult. Lick your wounds and get back up on the horse. Learn to laugh in the face of adversity instead of using it as a mirror of your self esteem. Your readers need you. Take one for the team or better yet, take a lesson.
If only quitting golf was this easy. Like it or not, I am here to stay. As you know golf makes you feel like it is April Fools Day every day.
You have learned you sign language well Grasshopper.
Oh! you are hilarious!